Five Reasons for Choosing Print On Demand Publishing

To learn more about PERCHANCE TO FEAST, A Novel of Impossible Possibilities, scroll down to the November entries.

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And on to today's topic:
Why I chose to publish with a POD (print on demand) company rather than a traditional publisher:

1. Ecology: I'm into trees. I love trees. Nothing brings me to a place of peace and contentment like a walk in the woods. The usual way to publish a book is to print a set number and hope they sell. If they don't, ah, well...to the garbage heap. POD means that not a sheet of paper is wasted, not a tree is cut down needlessly. Books are printed as they are needed. The icing on the cake is that Perchance to Feast will also be available as an e-book. For anyone who has the hardware, the book can simply be downloaded. This is likely to be the future of publishing. For those who have grown up with paper and ink, and love the feel, POD is the next best alternative where the environment is concerned.

2. Control: I'll just say it. I'm a control freak. Not something I'm proud of, but not about to change. The thought of a publisher telling me what changes have to be made, what cover and title I have to use, what merchandizing I must do, etc. is abhorent. I love suggestions, and usually take them, but this is my book--an extension of me. Whatever mistakes I make, whatever less than perfect phrases appear, they're mine. Besides, I don't write my books. My characters march into my head and dictate. How can I let anyone change their words?

3. Longevity. Well, yes. We all want to live forever. But books don't. Books today are given but a few months to "make it," and then are "remaindered." Their front covers are torn off, they are returned to the publisher, and gone for good from the retail market--and everywhere else, as far as I know. With POD, a book will be available as long as the author--or her heirs--pay a small (and I mean very small--just a few dollars a year) storage fee for the software they use to print the book.

4. Speed of publication: I have no patience. When I decide to do something, I want it done. Yesterday. The normal publication process involves finding an agent, then finding a publisher, then getting on the publisher's calendar--the publisher may want to publish the book this year, but may not be able to fit it in until next season, or year, or...Bottom line, traditional publishing can take years. It's not unheard of for a book to be published two or more years after it's purchased. Who has time to wait for that? Not me. I first contacted iUniverse in September, slowed down the process with an editorial evaluation (I wanted to be sure it was good enough--it was,) am experiencing a delay now because we're having trouble agreeing on a cover, and still, I expect the book to be available sometime in January. Five months at the most from start to finish.

5. Ease: I'm not a researcher. I was driving myself crazy reading write-ups, ads, web-pages, etc to familiarize myself with agents and small publishing companies in my search for "the perfect match." Every moment I spent researching was a moment my characters were shouting at me, demanding that I get on with their stories (either my next novel, or a short piece.) How very enticing it was to type a few words to a web address, speak to living human beings on the phone, provide a credit card number and whammo! be on the way to publication. POD isn't expensive--and my time is worth paying for.

The entire process has been relatively easy--even for a technophobe like me. iUniverse provided the support I needed whenever technology had me in a tizzy, and the whole process has gone quite smoothly. I think I made the right choice. Time will tell.

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The Whys and Wherefores of Print on Demand

Sadie, who you've met if you've read the previous entries, has been nagging me: "Oy, so write already. Too long it's been taking you between postings." Sorry Sadie. I intended to write every week. For the last two weeks, Life has intervened. First there was Thanksgiving. My house. Fifteen people. Need I say more?

Then I opened my e-mail to find a little message from my PSA at iUniverse--the angel who is guiding my book through the publishing process--telling me that my proofs were ready. Expert that I am, it only took two days and key by key instruction from my PSA to open the Adobe file and access the proofs. Once I had them, I had to re-read every word of the book, cover to cover, with a magnifying glass and a mind on hyper-alert to weed out any typos or glitches that had escaped all previous prunings. So now I'm done, and am here to answer the question I promised to answer the last time I blogged: What is Print on Demand (POD) publishing?

To publish traditionally, an author has to find an agent, the agent has to find a publisher where an editor has to fall in love with a book and convince the marketing department that the book will be a bestseller. The book has to be produced, then sold and shipped to stores. If the books ordered don't sell out in a timely fashion, they are returned to the publisher, and ultimately destroyed. The print-set-up for Print on Demand books is paid for by the author. The POD company--in my case, iUniverse--offers a variety of services, all for a fee. I chose to have them design a cover for my book, and to have an editorial evaluation. (If this hadn't been positive, I would have aborted the publication process, or hired an editor.) Of course, they also produce the books. Instead of producing a set number, they print only those books that have been ordered.

Books are available from the publisher (iUniverse.com) or from Amazon, Barnes and Nobles, etc. Autographed copies of Perchance to Feast can be ordered from me at Belbook1@gmail.com when they become available, probably by mid-January.

In my next posting, I'll give my top five reasons for choosing POD over traditional publishing. Anyone want to guess? I'll give a free book to anyone who guesses all five reasons correctly (send guesses to Belbook1@gmail.com)

What's It All About?--The Character's Viewpoints

In a nutshell, Perchance to Feast, a Novel of Impossible Possibilities, is Novel of the Absurd, about alternative universes. Its plot: Mischievous Chance endangers everyone when he manipulates quirky characters into outrageous situations, ultimately causing a fantasy city of evil to capture real people.

Huh?" you say.

My characters would like to explain how they see the book:

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Sadie (born 80 years ago, now dead--not that it matters): "Oy, such a question! Perchance to Feast is about what you want and what you do to get it turns you into who you are. Your what turns into your who."

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Lillian (78 years old, speaking through the ape costume she wears when she gives readings of the children's books she's authored as Auntie Ape): "It's about good and evil, kindness and meanness--the choices people make. About how loving-kindness is its own reward."

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Victoria (78 years old, squirting you with perfume from her antique atomizer as she speaks): "It's about me and my daughter, Helen of Troy, who renamed herself Hera, and the delicious fun I had tormenting Sadie, and Hera had tormenting Sadie's daughter, Barbara."

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Hera (in her forties--a lady never tells her age): "It's about me, Hera Starr, queen of the gods, and how I will lead my students, the Drama Divas, to the fulfillment of their every desire. I alone know how these things are done. I alone have the power to grant wishes, I..."

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The Drama Divas (age 13, taking time out from preening): It's about us, what we want, and how we'll give up everything to make our dreams come true. Also about the fun we have trampling on others' feelings.

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Barbara, aka Bronte Dickens, writer of romance novels and R-rated movies--Sadie's daughter, 35 years old): At first I thought Perchance to Feast was about writers, how they write, and the impact of their stories on the world. But I came to see that it's about relationships--the good and the bad. This book is loaded with mothers and daughters, friends and enemies, lovers and false lovers."

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Karma-Robin, Barbara's daughter, Sadie's granddaughter, known to her family as Karmi and her friends as K-Rob. 13 years old. Busy leading a demonstration for student representation on the Board of Ed): "Cut the crap! It's about good vs. evil, and how most of our rules are ridiculous and un-good. And how you've got to put yourself out front and fight for what is right even if it puts you in danger, the way it did me."

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Gina (age 15, coping with her promiscuous, child-like mother): "It's about standing up and going on nom matter how life tries to squash you down."

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GG (age 78, touching the scar on his head as he struggles to find the right words): People. Bad people who hurt you. Nice people who make you feel good."

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Justin (age 13, K-Rob's boyfriend): It's about falling in love for the first time, and intentions, and myths, and fractured science.

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Louis (Bronte Dickens' character): The best part, it is where we have sex in the alleys of Subring.

Suzette(Bronte Dickens' character): Non, mon cher, the best part, it is the result.

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Maybe (an immature angel): Perchance to Feast is about the time I tried to do something good, and it had really bad results. But it was the right thing to do.

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Chance (a cosmic chameleon): How simperingly stupid you all are. It's my feast, after all. I'm naturally nourished by nuggets of eternal entertainment, so I threw all these characters into a sumptuous stew, added spices, and stirred it as it simmered for 65 years and then--but you'll have to read Perchance to Feast to find out.

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Ellen (the author): All of the above--sort of. Perchance to Feast will be available soon, so you'll be able to read it and draw your own conclusions.

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Do you have questions you want answered--about the book, publishing with a print-on-demand company (which the next few entries will be about) or me, as a writer? Please send them to me at belbook1.com, and be sure to mention Perchance to Feast in the subject line.

What's it all About???

The one question everyone has asked about Perchance to Feast, is "What's it all about?"

Complicated question! It's about many things, on many different levels. For some people, it's all about the plot, so I'll start there:



Chance, a cosmic chameleon with an apetite for entertainment, is famished. The only thing that will satisfy him is a feast of quirky characters, simmered in outrageous situations: Delicious deviltry, caprice and chaos, wounding and weeping, and for dessert, cakes of kindness.



He drops into Hometown Junior High, where he maneuvers Victoria, a born bully, into the path of Sadie, a Russian immigrant. He giggles as Victoria so angers Sadie that she and her friend, Lillian, write the story Chance whispers in Sadie's ear: The story of Subring, city of evil, where Victoria and her friends can be punished.



Sixty-five years go by, the barrier between Fantasy and Reality falls, and Subring enters the Real world. It's not Victoria, but her daughter, nerfarius Hera Starr, and Hera's students, the dastardly Drama Divas, who are captured by Subring, along with an innocent victim. The only one able to rescue her is a teen-age Robin Hood with a record--Sadie's granddaughter, K-Rob.



With guidance from now-elderly Lillian, and now-dead Sadie, K-Rob prepares to risk her life and enter Subring to save a stranger.



Chance chortles with glee: the main course is served. Yum!



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You didn't expect me to tell you the ending, did you?



Chance would love to have your company at his feast! I expect the publication date to be somewhere around the new year. Check in to PerchancetoPublish.blogspot.com to find out when. There'll be something new added each weekend (hopefully!) In the next posting, the characters will tell what they think Perchance to Feast is about.

Perchance to Publish

Coming Soon:

Perchance to Publish

A feast of words and ideas

Appetizer:

Thoughts and ideas about

self-publishing with a

print-on-demand company

(Or--What the flying duck is a woman old enough

for Medicare doing publishing a book?)

Main Course:

Wise? words from the quirky characters in

Perchance to Feast

A novel of impossible possibilities

including

out-takes

backstories

thoughts

(coming soon to your favorite

book-selling websites)

Dessert:

The dreaded experience of

marketing